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Okay. I coined a phrase, then, inspired by my brilliance, Sam came up with one, too.(Or he was competing with me again, to see who is more clever, not sure which.)

POOPSICLE:

Those clumpy bits of feces that get stuck to a cat's rear end. I also call these: CHOCOLATE CHIPS

"Honey, get me a paper towel, Nora has a few Poopsicles I need to remove. Eww!"

STOOLAGTITES:

Ever visit a cave? See those rock crystal formations that hang off the roof of the cave? What if they hung off your cat's rear end? Same thing as POOPSICLE, but classier since it refers to Geology AND Scatology!

Uh oh, I think I coined another phrase. IS there such a thing as SCATOLOGY?

OMG...THERE IS!!!!!!!!!
OMG!

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i just woke the baby from laughing so hard. gotta go.

Sorry I made you wake up Noah! I'll try to be more droll next time!

;-D

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