Things I Wonder About

Why does it cost $28 to have my cat's anal glands "expressed?" I mean, really, how do you quantify the cost for having to stick your finger into a cats rectum and squeeze the smelly goo out of their glands? Do you add a few dollars to the fee based on quantity "expressed" or twitchiness of the patient? If the cat is tough to work with is it $32? What if the glands aren't that full? Maybe that should be $24?

Is the $28, really $14 per gland? Should this be a taxable service or illegal in some states?

And lastly, can get a coupon for a BOGO for next time?