Caught in the Act!

I realize this is obvious to everyone in the universe, but it's weird... people actually read my BLOG.

I know.

That's the POINT, right?

I have these aspirations; that my small voice will penetrate the landscape and find crusty nooks and dimly lit crannies where cat-loving people dwell. That perhaps, my words will help them, make their day better, or give them a reason to laugh...yet writing is such a lonely task, usually done in a somewhat quiet room—if SAM would stop BANGING AROUND IN THE KITCHEN and STOP RATTLING THAT BAG OF CHIPS and if the CATS would STOP BITING THE STRING THAT HANGS OFF THE PLASTIC FILE FOLDER IN THE SHELF BEHIND ME. "Nom, nom, nom!!!!"

What's the uber-weirdest for me is realizing that not only do PEOPLE read this BLOG, but now I find out...PEOPLE I KNOW are reading it!

How can I write about them, if they read this? Now I'll be forced to be nice! God, I hate that! Why can't I just go on being a nasty you-know-what?

Tonight the phone rang. It was Dr. Larry.

"Oh good;" I thought "We can catch up about Gracie's treatment and Bob's barfing."

"My heart jumped out of my overly padded chest cavity as Dr. Larry kinda sorta gushed about how nice I am. Of course, this set off an alarm. What? Who? Not me? Huh? Then it hit me...he READ MY BLOG ENTRY about him being my family! Where I got all gushy and mushy about him-which was all completely true, but Dr. Larry doesn't play on the internet, so I figured he would never see it!

Bob reacts to the news, when I tell him that Dr. Larry read my BLOG...
and so did HIS WIFE!

Once again, DUH, Robin. Duh!

It seems that super-Vet tech Deb, somehow got the link to this website over to Dr. Larry's cute wife Cindy. She read the BLOG and, well not sure of her reaction exactly, other than it was GOOD (thankfully) and, of course, she told Dr. Larry, who she probably calls something other than DOCTOR, to hurry up and read this BLOG entry!

Now she wants me and bag-rattling-Sam to come over for dinner! I'm so embarrassed!I feel like I got caught admitting I have a crush on the Captain of the Jr High School Football Team (of course, this is when I am also in Jr High, not now, as a pervvy old person having a crush on a kid! Ewww! Gross)

Well, I can't edit myself too much and I won't change my ways...cough..for now because I haven't SEEN Dr. Larry yet and I am going to have to face him and his cute wife..ack!

Okay. Okay. I need to get a grip. Plus, I need to take some activated charcoal. That cold, leftover pizza I ate gave me the shits.

Oh, and wherever you are, THANKS DEB! THANKS!

P.S. 10 minutes later...I thought I would re-read the BLOG post about Dr. Larry (see the post about 5 down from this one). FU@K! I said I LOVE HIM! OMG..his wife said she wanted us to come over for dinner..but maybe so she only said it so she can LURE me to her home where she can confront me about what I wrote!!! Ack!