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My cat was mad at me because I was traveling a lot for work. One morning, I was in a rush to finish getting dressed. I couldn't find my shoes, then remembered they were downstairs in my office. I ran to the office, saw my shoes and slipped my bare right foot into the shoe. Low and behold, my foot was not alone. Squeegee, had BARFED INTO my SHOE. We're not talking, next to the shoe or slightly in the shoe and outside the shoe, NO. She had to shove her head INTO my shoe, then, VOMIT.
Nice way to start the day!