1) Sneak up on the cat, grab him/her and shove the pill down it's gullet
2) Speak softly. Play easy-listening music. Have some wine. Then try to pill the cat?
3) Just go up to the cat, open its' mouth and drop the pill inside
4) Have an animal communicator discuss what is going to happen to mentally prepare your cat for the inevitable
5) Ask your Vet to just keep the cat until the meds are finished being given out
6) Call your health insurance provider, first to make sure your coverage is up to date in case you need to go to the ER after trying to pill your cat.
7) Cry. Just cry.